1. “Goodbye” came from “God bye” which came from “God be with you.”
2. Witzelsucht is a neurological disorder in which the patient unconsciously and uncontrollably makes puns and tell inappropriate jokes.
3. An 81-year-old granddad from Switzerland fell out of a tree, was in a coma for 4 days and became a sex addict after waking up.
4. Louis Vuitton burns their unsold merchandise just to make sure it wont be sold at a discount.
5. More people are killed by hippos each year than sharks, bears and lions combined.
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sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
Too high for this shit
Not even high and this shit is bananas
b a n an a s
Ommmggg, what am I?
Randomly stumbled upon these tweets about Ramadan, and I love them.
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